So...this happened on Twitter...

"Desu-San-Desu" (Desu-San-Desu) 02/18/2014 at 14:20 • Filed to: None

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And immediately thereafter my inbox blew up. Dozens of "retweeted", "favorited", "now following", etc.

Sort of happy Audi's official page retweeted my picture...sort of annoyed at my email now.

Brian Silvestro > Desu-San-Desu 02/18/2014 at 14:22

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FAMOUS AS FUUUUUCCCKKKKK

oldestyoungn > Desu-San-Desu 02/18/2014 at 14:22

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Awesome! How's the temp fame?

EL_ULY > Desu-San-Desu 02/18/2014 at 14:26

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Desu-San-Desu > oldestyoungn 02/18/2014 at 14:29

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Same as usual. Happens from time to time.

505Turbeaux > Desu-San-Desu 02/18/2014 at 14:29

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good job B3 brother

Takuro Spirit > Desu-San-Desu 02/18/2014 at 14:32

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Enjoy one more follower.

OneFastPuertoRican > Desu-San-Desu 02/18/2014 at 14:34

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Congrats, man. Some idiot who likes orange Porsches is now following you too.

Milky > Desu-San-Desu 02/18/2014 at 14:35

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I now follow you on twitter ….. Chris.

Desu-San-Desu > Takuro Spirit 02/18/2014 at 14:36

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Followed in return.

Also, please tell me your beard has its own Twitter account. I would follow your beard into the depths of the blackest unknowns of the universe.

Takuro Spirit > Desu-San-Desu 02/18/2014 at 14:37

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My beard IS twitter.

zerobandwidth > Desu-San-Desu 02/18/2014 at 14:42

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So how long before they run with your ad idea and start paying you royalties?

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Desu-San-Desu 02/18/2014 at 14:45

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And followed.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Desu-San-Desu 02/18/2014 at 14:55

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As big of a fan as I am of my old Audi, and the entire Audi motorsport program,I can't stand corporate Audi anymore. At least not Audi of America. Too business like, and somehow they all forgot how Audi made their name in the first place. I know you can't just magically poof LeMans prototypes into appearance but the past couple of years at the Detroit show, they've yet to bring anything they've ever used in motorsport. Meanwhile, the CTS-V coupe racer, various NASCAR cars, indycars, Vettel's F1 car, and others were all over the show floor this year. In years past, the WRC cars and Various road racers were there in force. Plenty of brands brought out past champions too as a way to demonstrate where their inspiration came from. I know they must have an old trans-am 200 or IMSA 90 or even one of the RS6 world challenge cars available for tour duty. And you can't possibly tell me they don't have an R8 sitting around unused. But no, that's not their image anymore. It's all aluminum trim, expensive coffee, designer ties on a cheap suit, and that look of disdain you get from some smarmy ponce in the elevator because he's holding a briefcase and you're not. As if the contents of said briefcase - his boss's boss's reports, some business cards, that promotional material he was supposed to hand out at yesterday's trade show but didn't, and a pen from his latin-american cabana boy that his wife probably knows about but also gets good use out of - make him superior to you and so he drives an Audi which is something you, as a plebian without a briefcase, would never understand.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Desu-San-Desu 02/18/2014 at 14:55

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Will it blend?

Desu-San-Desu > zerobandwidth 02/18/2014 at 14:59

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I wish I knew how to say 'Never' in more languages...